Following the most recent terror-attack in Melbourne, provided to us by a prominent asset to the Australian community ( and let us not forget cuisine ) – The parliamentary stooge for global finance continue to parrot the old and deceitful slogan that “Australia is a multicultural success story.”

Mr Turnbull was seen preparing for his press conference with a lesser known, curly-haired establishment climber with black-rimmed glasses holding a stopwatch in the air slowly chanting “But how good is the food?” “Not all of them are bad”

Confronted with these facts,  the Prime Minister has refused to  comment on who this eastern wizard is.